Qualifications: None! Kidding, kidding. I have a Masters degree in Social Work (management and gerontology) and several years experience working with seniors. Of course to them, that means I am an infant wearing office casual clothes using buzz words, but they are not writing this are they? Nope.
Currently: Independent senior housing...aka apartments for seniors with social service perks. I've been called a mental health worker, cruise-ship activity director, counselor, event planner, mixologist (I make a mean syrup combo for pancakes), daughter (fyi: neither of my parents live here) and incompetent. All are true to some degree.
Likes: men (fine fine, one man), ice cream, reading, wine and swimming/tanning. Preferably all in one day. Dislikes: babies on airplanes (they say when you have your own you gain tolerance - right, sure), nonfat mayo (nonfat fat anyone?), haikus and people who look for treasure at the beach with metal detectors.